#17 The T-Shirt of Thunder

What can I say? I'm totally a t-shirt whore.

#16 Clothes Encounter Of The Third Kind

In retrospect, today's installment might be considered "TMI".

#15 The Eyes Have It

Of course, this little scene is nothing compared to the time I accidentally put the wrong lens solution in my lens case. Unbeknownst to me, this solution is only supposed to wash over the lenses in a special case; contacts are not supposed to soak in them overnight. Anyway, I put my contacts in the next morning and it felt like someone was jabbing jalepenos in my eyes.

#14 Nocturnal Emissions

As apartment complexes go, ours was pretty tame. The white trash was kept to a minimum and most of the residents stayed out of each others' way, so there aren't too many juicy stories, but there were some odd happenings now and then.

#13 You Sicko!

Do you see many 33 year-old men perusing books in the children's book section? Yeah, me neither. That's why I'm relieved that the store recently reorganized and the graphic novels are now in an open, well-lit, child-free area.

#12 Drive The U.S.A.

Actually, my dream might come to fruition this fall. We (me, my dad, my two brothers) are supposed to rent an RV and drive to Texas for a high school football game (long story) and then fly home from Las Vegas. It's still a long way from now, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

#11 Jared Who?

I could probably live on any form of sandwich, sub, or hoagie.